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Prof. Marr regales captivated students with one of the saucy tales soon to appear in the after-dark edition of his forthcoming autobiography… ;)
Morrissey - “The boy racer”, live at Wembley Arena, November 1995.
Watch for 1:47… XD Cheeky boy!
The 12 Days of Smithsmas
Sing along, people…
On the first day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the second day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the third day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
three teapots
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the fourth day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
four hanged DJs,
three teapots,
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the fifth day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
FIVE GLADIOLI
four hanged DJs,
three teapots,
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the sixth day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
six cats a-purring,
FIVE GLADIOLI
four hanged DJs,
three teapots,
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the seventh day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
seven skinheads boxing,
six cats a-purring,
FIVE GLADIOLI
four hanged DJs,
three teapots,
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the eighth day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
eight maracas shaking,
seven skinheads boxing,
six cats a-purring,
FIVE GLADIOLI
four hanged DJs,
three teapots,
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the ninth day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
nine vicars dancing,
eight maracas shaking,
seven skinheads boxing,
six cats a-purring,
FIVE GLADIOLI
four hanged DJs,
three teapots,
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the tenth day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
ten Mike Joyces trembling,
nine vicars dancing,
eight maracas shaking,
seven skinheads boxing,
six cats a-purring,
FIVE GLADIOLI
four hanged DJs,
three teapots,
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the eleventh day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
eleven shirts unbuttoned,
ten Mike Joyces trembling,
nine vicars dancing,
eight maracas shaking,
seven skinheads boxing,
six cats a-purring,
FIVE GLADIOLI
four hanged DJs,
three teapots,
two explosive kegs
and a Johnny Marr with a guitar.On the twelfth day of Smithsmas, his true love gave to Moz,
twelve fans adoring,
eleven shirts unbuttoned,
ten Mike Joyces trembling,
nine vicars dancing,
eight maracas shaking,
seven skinheads boxing,
six cats a-purring,
FIVE GLADIOLI
four hanged DJs,
three teapots,
two explosive kegs
AND A JOHNNY MARR WITH A GUITAR.
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